J'aime la mauvaise télévision!

I have a sick obsession with bad television. It does me a world of good believe it or not. No thought has to go into watching this kind of TV, and it gives me some

of the best relaxing time I've ever had. Seriously. 

My brain might not have a real off switch, but it

vacates the building when an episode of Holly's World gets switched on, and that's good enough pour moi! 

I also have a real obsession with Sex in the City too nowadays. E! now plays it all the time. Like really, ALL the time. And you will hear zero complaints from me. I, like so many 30 and 40 somethings out there in the female population, loooove it. The show makes me want to drink Cosmopolitans, nickname every guy I've ever been with, and have a life full of epic girls nights. A viable option to living a real life, no? Don't crush my dream haters. 

My problem with living the Sex in the City life is choosing my character. I am always inclined to take the leading lady role. But, let's get real. Do you see me marrying a man with the nickname Mr. Big or wearing most of what Carrie Bradshaw gets caught in? I'd say not. But then again, I most likely wouldn't be a knocked up lawyer, an artist who converted to Judaism, or a sex addicted wealthy publicist either. The latter doesn't sound too shabby though, minus the cancer of course. Hmm, somethin' to ponder.

Oh the petty vices a girl holds dear... 

I do also love a good murder mystery. Like Criminal Minds. Not only does watching this incredible show make me confident that I, myself, could profile serial killers with the skills I have honed while watching, but it has also made me unbelievably scared of any kind of situation that could lead to my death. AKA: leaving my GPS in my car when a valet parks it, leaving a window open at night ( could lead to a home invasion which is definitely the most horrifying of all scenarios), having a bright red sports car....well, you get the idea. I do, however, have a beef with this show because it has recently been changing up characters, and this does not please me. I like the cast the way it is. None of those actors need any other ambitions or goals in life other than to be in my favorite show so stay the F there!

.....Sorry..... I get a little carried away sometimes... ha!

It was apparently obvious to me that everyone was in dire need to know my television habits. So there you go public! Enjoy! hahaha!